How can I get sponsored by Teriyaki? Asking for me.

the words "almond" and "salmon" sharing over 80% the same letters in order is fucking me up

Modern problems deserve modern solutions... Some of y’all never downloaded limewire pro through limewire free and it shows.

You’ve heard the story about the boy who cried wolf but what about the story about the DJ who cried “this is the best thing I have ever done I can’t wait to release this to you guys”

Although ANNA couldn’t make it last night, we had a blast with Fouad Masoud, @woofoto, @GOOBSHouse & Simone BG! 🥳 Thank you! 📸 jamespneville

Ok hear me out. Plot: a “where are they now” biopic about Sir Mix A Lot Sir Mix-A-Lot staring Erik Griffin, but it’s a comedy by Judd Apatow 🇺🇦 You’re welcome, and it’s your move Hollywood.

Diversity is tight.

.Kaskade out here doing the most playing acid techno, main stage, Beyond Wonderland at The Gorge .

Been debating this for a couple years now…. When greeting someone between the 11:00AM and 11:59AM hour, what the f do you say? It’s sure as hell no longer morning and obviously it’s not after noon.

Celebrity deathmatch but its The Internet vs Captialism. Two undefeated giants. Goliath vs Goliath. Who will win? Tune in on HBO Maxcock+ streaming in 2023.

When one door closes, a Spirit Halloween store opens 🎃🎃🎃

I literally only use twitter when I want to frame something moderately funny in the twitter UI, <purely for design purpose> so I can screenshot it and post on my story.

The best part of 90s for me was when American TV licensed a robot-karate show from Japan, built a cascading of Highschool drama around it, dash of racism/sexism… and voila! A franchise that fleeced an entire generation of parents. That franchise was Power Rangers.

I’m just gonna say it. Cuba Gooding Jr. ruined the Balto reboot.

BOOOOOM. New work for EPROM ! S/o Kompass Music Group and Tyler Hill Photo for having me along to cut this beast!

one of the most sus things seen on socials is a European sex chatbot with 93 mutual friends. you know who you are.

🖤Tomorrow marks the official start of our Closed Beta Test for #ArenaBreakoutInfinite. A huge thank you to all the players who have joined us from different gaming communities. We deeply appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. The final wave of key giveaways before our Closed