Serena Williams is pregnant

“someone with over $600 of venmo transactions is on the titanic submarine” The IRS:

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BAAAAAAAAAASED

If you don't believe global warming will melt the icecaps and flood the world - just fill a glass to the top with ice water. When the ice melts, your glass will overflow and flood your kitchen. Maybe you uneducated hillbillies should take a science class.

It's time for Elon Musk to ban all parody accounts on Twitter. If he won't do it, I'll ask Congress to act.

Just so you know … Joe Biden hired 87,000 IRS agents to go after you while his son wasn’t paying taxes.

Probably true

Just had to go through ‘facial recognition boarding’ at LAX airport, meaning they scan your face and use your biometric data to identify you instead of checking your passport/boarding pass. I tried to refuse, but was immediately told by the gate agent that it was obligatory and

😎😎😎after both us drop?????

Miss Netherlands 2023 Winner (male) vs the runner-up (female):

We should just print 36 trillion dollars to pay off our national debt. Once we’re debt free, inflation will go to zero.

There's nothing that does more for the feminist movement than a biological male winning a female sports competition. Any biological female athlete who complains, should train harder to compete against the new real women movement instead of whining about getting 2nd place.

Hey, Steve Cox. Do you remember when you said one should be allowed to shoot unvaccinated individuals? How do you feel about the statement you made two years ago, now that you look back on it today?

It’s lamest if a full grown man consumes;

But That's Not Real Communism