There are only two things the immoral buffoon can usefully do: 1. Resign 2. Have a vasectomy Both are long overdue.

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” – W. Somerset Maugham Just have to find them then?

"Boris Johnson... is despicable, toxic, manipulative, a liar and has the morals of a polecat." What a terrible comment from the audience member: what's this guy got against polecats? #BBCQuestionTime

Nailed it...

On #InternationalJusticeDay ⚖️, we are asking: what will the UK Govt do to secure justice for victims of the Ukraine crisis? 👉RT our open letter to Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office Read our letter here 📩 amn.st/6010ztnYk

Morad’s furlough from prison in Iran is encouraging & his family hope he can get urgent medical attention. But he’s been furloughed before, only to be sent back to Evin 48hrs later. Now is the time to act. Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office must push for his full & unconditional release. #FreeMorad

What authority? The leader who sacked a shadow minister for displaying Labour values. Pathetic.

Horrific and heart-rending.

“What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.” ― Salman Rushdie

Writing – a most challenging pursuit! #WritingCommunity

Nothing LothianCountry's account to explain the repeated failure to run X18. Tried to travel to Edinburgh from Broxburn twice on Sundays during Fringe - each time, scheduled X18 failed to show. Same again today. Disgraceful "service".

Hmm...12. Oh dear. Unless I can include those in my To Be Read pile? No?

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Mmm...is there a purple option?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary No, me either, but twitter sent me this notification, so what the hell...

Noo... a dog. Always a dog.

Today Elon took my Blue Tick away. As an experiment to see if my reach has been affected, can you please do me a favour?🙏 If you follow me, and you see this tweet, can you please retweet it.♥️ To make it worth sharing, here's my photo of a rare Black Redstart after a fly🐦

I'm listening to an audiobook of PG Wodehouse's Meet Mr Mulliner - ok, there are strong arguments against that - & have just heard a character describe something ideal as "hotsy-totsy". I think I may have to campaign for the reintroduction of the term. All hotsy-totsy with you?