OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

The Grinch visited a doggy daycare and they were absolutely not having it. Still 13/10 for all

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

me when i buy something i don't need bc i was having a bad day

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol

February will be filled with good news. February will be filled with blessings. February will be filled with progress. February will be filled with kindness. February will be filled with new experiences and love.

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

tulip lamp🌷✨

This is Winston. He's a first class corgi. Needs the extra space for in-flight zoomies. The stuffed moose counts as his carry-on. 14/10

This is Pancake. That's one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for corgikind. 12/10

Bestie how are you paying for this

Just finished crocheting the cutest triceratops 😭

Happy Friday 13th! 🏒

I warned him I am no man’s peace and now he’s crying cause he cheated on me