I KNEW IT

Last night I genuinely had a dream in which I finally found the lid for this Shopify pen. I've never been more gutted to wake up and realise it was just a dream.

Does anyone know of a petrol station in #Poole or #Bournemouth that definitely has diesel? I've so far avoided filling up since the start of this seemingly self inflicted crisis so I don't add to the problem. But now I've only got 50 miles left in my tank.

Hello Aldi Stores UK . Why on earth are you still selling this air purifier when it is IMPOSSIBLE to buy replacement filters ANYWHERE meaning it's only useful for 6 months max? aldi.co.uk/easy-home-air-… Thanks for selling me a completely useless product that will end up in landfill.

Why the flip wasn't Lou Carpenter in the last ever episode of #Neighbours ?

Updates to our Shopify app have now been deployed and tested 😁 More functionality is coming soon. Here it is on the app store: apps.shopify.com/auto-schedule Probably need to update the listing tbh. The imagary is looking especially rubbish.

Seriously, if you're in D2C and preparing from BFCM, just listen to this episode of Limited Supply from Nik Sharma and Moiz Ali. It's all absolute gold. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s5-…

Update on my mission to get our app "Built for Shopify" 🥳

I'm introducing a new feature to my twitter feed called "things that have happened to Jamie in the Sauna".

#thingsthathavehappenedtojamieinthesauna A big group of executives in suits from the gym head office came in for a tour of the facilities and just stood there talking while looking at me.

My gym has started using new software and accompanying app for memberships/classses/etc and I'm almost offended that companies can sell software with a UI/UX that bad.

Just pushed an update to our Shopify app and now the whole of Shopify is down. Did I just crash all of #shopify? 🤷‍♂️ #whoops