Me on December 1st:

2020: January ↓ February ↓ Quarantine ↓ December

Scenes if this happens

Still the greatest group chat moment

*june 21st* feels weird being out of lockdown now doesn’t it aha

Y’all wasn’t there

100T Nadeshot how many retweets on a tweet for you to get "Sex is temporary, gaming is forever" tatted on you?

100 likes and I’ll get the Phil Foden trim for the euros

If Ronaldo signs for Man United we’ll giveaway a mysteryretroshirts.co.uk box!🎁 Retweet & follow us to enter. Winner announced if/when Ronaldo is officially unveiled.👕

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, Cristiano Ronaldo 🔴 #MUFC | #Ronaldo

You’re in her dms, I’m in her dyslexia support group. We are not the seam

Finally on Twitter 😁. Thought I’d start off with a giveaway… To enter just retweet for a chance to win my shirt and boots worn this season 🤝 ⚒

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨 If you want to be in with a chance to win a shirt signed by the skipper all you have to do is... 1. RT this tweet 2. Like this tweet 3. Make sure you're following us! A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the week. Good luck! 🤞

This scene from Jackass will forever be funny 😂😂