Pretty much everything

thank you former Giants running back Brandon Jacobs for sharing this

Having a fidget spinner on your bong is about as retarded as you can get

I could walk the 200m in 51 seconds, unimpressed

The rocks

Pulling a baddie be like:

What is it that draws in scary coked out weirdos to the pursuit of breeding the most fucked up looking dog imaginable?

His mothers basement

A trip to Disney is a pilgrimage to Mecca for giant fat bitches

That lady who will be married in a year in the suburbs is prob so happy she’s not dancing out in California with the kid who got it all wrong rn

Joining a door to door sales team

Yea you should definitely get a dog while living in an apartment. Especially if it barks at any sign of motion and you’re the type of person who doesn’t tell it to stop

Big momma on the right could’ve been the absolute truth at point guard smh

This is a great idea if you want to get fucked up by roughly 5-10 wasps until you drop gasoline on yourself

*fat