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Summery things

Tomorrow Bollocks

18th June. Waterloo day. When the Duke of Wellington spanked Napoleon. And it all took place on my family’s farm. La Haye Sainte. 👊

Hahahahahahahahahah

Nice out

Accurate

Best thing to do in this heat is to have a great big glass of cold milk

The big holly tree next door has which is right next to my strawberries

Cows don’t sweat

Can you imagine there’s people out there with chocolate not kept in the fridge. In this heat. Freaks.

Well that was a lot of fun.

🙏

Cricket 🏏 🙌🙌

Are you enjoying the weather? Why, yes. I’m sat watching cricket in the dark with the fan on full.

Bored so going outside to do gardening. This may end badly in this heat.

Gizmo is, frankly, tired of your shit.

Oh fuck off heat

My new printer has arrived and I’m hot and tired. Should I try and set it up now or leave it I wonder 🤔

Don’t forget it’s the summer solstice tomorrow. Where ancient people used it (and the winter one) to mark the passage of time and seasons. Helping humans with agriculture, the passage of time and fertility. Like your mom.