The Venn diagram of Elon Musk stans and talented, capable engineers does not overlap.

Grady Booch “Twitter 2.0 Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mythical Man Month”

one problem is that billionaires are not scared enough of guillotines rn

Take the severance. If you stay he’s probably gonna fire you within three months anyway.

“Hardcore” eng only

fedifinder.glitch.me allows you to reconstruct your twitter network over on mastodon, for those who are on both.

I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.

😬More often than I'd like. The van I bought 15 months ago has 44,000 miles on it.

In his speech the other day, Herschel Walker was conspicuously silent about zombies. Why? What is he hiding?

HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"

ayyyy whoaaaaa I’m pizza here

Sad news from UNC Computer Science — Fred P. Brooks, the founder and long-time chair of the department (and a major influence on my professional outlook) passed away a few hours ago.

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

Great risk-reward to posting that Twitter isn't going to die. If you're wrong, where will people post the screenshot to dunk on you?

"Whose turn is it to renew the ssl cert?"

never drinking again

The pleasures of being part of an angry online tribe are real - but extremely limited. The pleasures of being open-minded, and approaching different people with curiosity & by trying to understand their stories, are much greater

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

Yeah I was stupid in my 20s too.