I have timed my Seattle move perfectly it seems.

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year val twitter analyst. You just finished watching Thinking Man's Valorant bind gekko video and are convinced refreshable utility is the most important aspect of taking map control. You're gonna be convinced of that until

Ty EG I am easily bribed into promoting you.

Turn on NBA finals, see commercial break with a Diablo 4 KFC ad, then a normal D4 ad, then an ad with Faker. Oh no I'm the marketing target demo now

It's crazy to realize my marriage wasn't allowed in all states when my parents were alive.

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I came here to subvert tropes and chew gum, and I've still got loads of gum left

Parked next to "Daiquiris To-Go" yup, I'm in Texas.

I love that my Twitter is 20% "Holy shit we're watching world history" and 80% "Yes, this Valorant tournament is nuts" tonight.

every 4th of July I like to pretend all the fireworks are for me after I won a big award and I hold up my 3rd grade spelling bee trophy while chugging a beer as if I just won the super bowl another year another championship, the streak continues

The esports pasta potential

Is there a way to gift Val skins yet?

Haven't had the time to fully go through the attached research paper, but this is exciting. I barely log into this site anymore, glad when it seems to pay off.

Any suggestions for content catching up on the Val meta after missing the last 2-3 Episodes? Guides on new maps, high level guides on new agents? (Not just the Day 1 BS that's 80%+ of Val content). Bonus: Is Deadlock completely scuffed?

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Took a side trip during honeymoon to see a waterfall, it's closed because too much water fell.

Hotel is playing a female lounge cover of You Get What You Give by The New Radicals and it's incredible. No notes.

Any Seattle peeps interested in watching #vctgamechangers this weekend at Rough & Tumble Pub in Ballard this weekend?

"I played on my Grandpa's NES." Oh. Oh God. No.