woah

Have a bad day to this thing and this thing only

Shoutout to @ryanair for the comprehensive guide to enjoy your flight Step 1. Cry as your legs get trapped by the seat in front, push it as hard as possible to escape Step 2. Jump out of the window

There’s chatter about a secret Childish presale later 👽

Oh fuck, we sold out

Been using ChatGPT to respond to my friends complaints and they’ll never know

Exclusive drop incoming ⚡️ This Friday 9pm. Reply to this tweet with your ideas of what could be included? 👀👇

Is this a threat?

Don’t know who let me be an adult because I see ads like this and before you know it I’ve ordered a stamp with my cats face on it

✨ glam ✨

A massive thank you to Jay Swingler & Romell Henry for my own personalised Childish clothing. You guys are legends!!

I could leak the password for the childish drop tomorrow but it’s chilly outside and I could technically get fired

leak master

my parents be like “aw my little baby”

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

It’s times like these when it’s 2am, I’ve watched a reel of a parrot laughing, and started looking at adopting parrots, that I wonder if I should have taken them up on the adhd meds

everyone posting how they voted today and all I did was crash my car and then get stuck at work for 10 hours

I know we’ve all had the worst flight of our lives curtesy of Ryanair but have they started peeing on anyone else 5 mins after take off?

Fucked up guys I turned around for 2 minutes and those hoodies said see ya 💨