Who made us invade Iraq? How about Libya? Who’s been working, for decades, to get us to invade Iran? Julian Assange tried to tell us who.

Good.

I forgot to wish Jerry Jones a Happy Birthday. That's on me. Hope he had a good one.

If they bought out Copp They could’ve signed Perron, Ghost, and Walman Instead of signing four goalies and the worst PP QB I’ve ever seen

lol this guy sucks

Replacing Gostisbehere with Gustafson is like replacing Datsyuk with Zadina

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

“Jake, how’s life man? What have you been up to?”

I cannot tweet this enough

still not over it and will never be over it

We are a fucking joke

Could be a top 5 tweet of all time.

We were promised mass deportations of illegals instead we get deportations of legal immigrants if they oppose Israel

If you weren’t with us at 0-2, don’t be with us at 160-2. #RepDetroit

Not artificial intelligence, not a scene from a movie. These are Israeli-American missiles, and this is how they fall on the heads of innocent people. It's crazy. Whoever invented them to be dropped on humans is crazy.

“Just… one… more war… will fix it!!” - Israel, 1948-2025

US Senator says he supports a rogue genocidal apartheid state bc god commands him to but sure the Iranians are religious fanatics.

Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

HBD Moo Deng. Cant believe she’s 1! Time flies when you’re a Pygmy Hippo that captured the hearts of the world 9 months ago for about 24 hours then we forgot you existed because you got bigger. Happy Birthday!

Always a great thing when Congressmen go to the district they represent during recess :)