Just checking in. 👋

I’m not saying it’s hot but I did just run past a group of people at a funeral begging a family member to put his shirt back on

Perfection

An opinion thread on #London railway termini. VICTORIA: Huge. Half-station, half-shopping centre. Could probably do with another tube line. Never close enough to the coach station as you need it to be. Buses to everywhere. Was doing free toilets before all the others were.

Got my temperature checked at the theatre and my new favourite thing is to pretend I’m being electrocuted as they click the button. PRICELESS

Due to one tiny paper cut I have said “FUCK YOU” to countless hand sanitiser stations

I forgot how much I loved Formula 1 sitting in a pub wishing I was in MONZA

Imagine being the person who gets to sign Donald Trump out of the President Donald J. Trump Twitter account #dreamjob

I left LBC tuned in on my mums car radio. She then suddenly started talking to me about politics MIND BLOWN!

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My birthday is in two days. I feel nothing.

Vaccines 24/7 I think could be the single best decision to beat this bitch! Miss ‘Rona does not sleep. So shan’t we... Also she doesn’t move, we move her so stay at home you fucks!

Dangerously close to running out of scented candles and boujee notepads from TK Maxx A past-time I truly miss.

GOLD

My mum was quicker at booking a teletext holiday than this government booking a few hotel rooms! 🙄

Imagine the smell of everyone’s perfume and aftershave after this lockdown. I can’t wait to have that nose breath of a motherfucking night out aroma 🤍

Here was a fun experiment: I was a spectator for the Oprah interview via Twitter last night. (So third party information) I watched the exact same interview this evening. Two completely different opinions as a result! Honestly a lot of double standards on this platform!

Thank you to everyone for the kind messages on our wedding anniversary. We are enormously grateful for the 10 years of support we have received in our lives as a family. W & C 📹 Will Warr