Imagine showing up for a fist fight but the other guy brought a grenade looooool

Poor kid just wants his toast

On the train to Glasgow for #COP26 and gratified to see the man opposite has come equipped with his own beer tap

“My dad works away, he’s not seen my staffie, Buster, for 6 months and this was his reaction.” 🥺❤️

Me: “Just a quiet one tonight. I’ve got work in the morning.” Me at the cash machine at 3am:

4 tests in a day yano hahahaha my man was on his knees for a day off😭

Creasing at this 😂😂 🎥: peaky.barbers (IG)

Pretending to your mum that you’re not hungover on Christmas morning

Can everyone plz shut the fuck up about covid already, it’s not going away, everyone is gonna get it, the infinite booster shots are a joke and 99% of the time it’s not serious.

Not all heroes wear capes. (Bottom right)

It’s a man actually Derek

A girl on my snap posting bare suicidal shit bout jumping off bridges etc so I asked if she's ok and she replies I've got a man

And that's why your wear safety glasses 😬😱

id rather be on Malaysian flight 370

The accuracy of the kick still impresses me ☠️

There should be a criminal inquiry into Matt Hancock. People took their own lives through fear and through the thought of a Covid filled future. People lost their loved ones and businesses. We warned you that the Government were nudging and using fear & you called us names.

Every single WhatsApp post being revealed, about Matt Hancock and the rest of the govt confirms my fuck you stance to all their mask and lockdown bollocks was 100% correct. If you went along with it you were fooled. If you still agree with it, you’re simply a no good cunt.