I accidentally punch myself in the nuts about 4 times a year. Just tried putting the bath towel back on the rack and lit them up #notmybestmoments #whatdoesntkillyousometimesstillhurtsreallybadforawhile

tomorrow should be fun #figureitout

7yr old: daddy can you cut the tags off of this shirt? Me: yup 7yr old: save them for the washing instructions Me: what are washing instructions 7yr old: oh daddy

It’s a one hand on my cup of coffee at all times kinda day #nosleepsummer #bottomsup

If you are depressed or feeling suicidal please please please please please reach out to ANYONE. I never get to see Brody Stevens again I can’t stand this. #RIPBrodyStevens #818ForLife

Overheard in the office “my wife made that white broccoli stuff. Cauliflower” 😂😂😂

Kelly Clarkson is a monster #BillboardMusicAwards

Janet Jackson’s thoughts on that Ciara performance #BillboardMusicAward

Every time an old person dies a library burns down #womansittingnexttomeatthediner

Oil change at 2p on a Wednesday.. lobby looks like a bingo game is about to start #whitehaireverywhere

Irish goodbyes with friends that get it is the best #smokebomb

youtu.be/QQXRtZBt_fY

Schweppes & pretzel sticks #bestsnackever

Matt Shultz of Cage The Elephant is defiantly crowd surfing ALL of @MagicofSPAC right now

I had access to cheat codes for #NBAJam but that’s NOT how you play basketball.

Feels like fall.. can’t wait to get my Pumpkin Spice on Dunkin'

Chin fil A coming to Albany airport. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of people just sort of hanging out by security gate

Flannel Gang (Gucci Gang Parody) 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=z0LbD9…

Fergie Anthem Reaction Power Rankings: 1. Empty eyed Draymond 2. Furrowed brow Joel 3. Lmao Chance 4. Jimmy Kimmel 5. Lemme not laugh on live TV Anthony Anderson x.com/IsaacLHarris/s…

I’ll be one of the celebrity guest for the Rashad Barksdale's Celebrity Softball Game at Joe Bruno Stadium on May 19th at 6 p.m! See ya this Saturday