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“You don’t post much anymore.” - People to me So here’s a post of the Noel Punch I just made. Talk to you in 2025. A lot. 😉

“You don’t post much anymore.” So here’s me giving you what you want: I’m not saying I hope anyone who rolls through self checkout with a full cart of 30+ items gets explosive diarrhea. I’m just thinking it.

It snowed.

“Jadd, why did it take you so long to get into Country music?” Because I grew up with bangers like this: youtu.be/rVFpE43cSCk?si… …and this: youtu.be/wODIc8ohbg4?si… (None of these will get you Rick-rolled, but IYKYK. Thanks, NBC Entertainment and PBS!)

- Killer haircut ✅ - Lost ice fishing virginity and wanna go at least *23* more times ✅ - Dripping Maine in flannel ✅

Hell yeah Triple H 🙌🏻🤘🏻

Because on Super Bowl Sunday, we ditch a bunch of calories shoveling 9 inches of snow then put it right back with homemade Buffalo chicken dip #ImABabe

“Hey! Shut up and go potty!” was something I just shouted to: 1) My dog 2) My nephews/niece 3) My neighbor by accident 4) Myself, while shoveling for so long my ding dong froze 5) My mom 6) My dad 7) My little brother 8) “In all fairness Jadd, it could be all these.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Truly, genuinely happy for y’all that celebrated your love and your relationships last night. Truly, genuinely happier for my bank account that today is half off candy day.

Been off radio for a good chunk of time, but… I’m BACK in your eardrums baby, starting RIGHT. NOW. I can FINALLY announce that I’m the new co-host of the Wolf Wake-Up Crew on 99.9 The Wolf! And I’m starting just in time for my co-host to take a WELL-DESERVED vaca. 530-10a LFG!!

I’ve hated cleaning my whole life. I just bought a new broom. I was excited to use it. I used to be a somebody.

I’ve never been here for something more.

If you’ve finished all your adulting tasks for the day and are fighting off some kind of cold, it’s socially acceptable to put whiskey to your face to help the fight even though it’s not even 1:30 yet, right?

I saw an actual human today that rocked the same hair style as Angelica’s doll Cynthia from Rugrats, and 1990s me couldn’t have been more pleased.

Finally got a chance to get out and make my yard go from trash to cash with some clean up, and had the first fire of the season to ditch some dead branches. Can’t put into words how elated I was. Also can’t put into words that I swear I used to be a somebody.

Moms are frickin superheroes, especially the Moms in my life. If your Mom is still here, stop being a dork scrolling through social media and call her. If she’s not, sending you some extra love today. Happy Mother’s Day!!