when I was wedding planning I couldn't find black pillar candles ANYWHERE now they're all over the place and on SALE??

"We're going to forgive your student loans!!" "We're being sued but it's no big deal!" "Don't get your hopes up."

I will never forgive myself for not buying a secondhand wedding dress

Everyone go vote for Misfits Barber Co!! (And if you dont I won't threaten you but it's implied) westplainsdailyquill.net/bestof/

No i DO judge books by their cover. If a book has weird cover art, it's not going on my shelf

not kody turning his phone up when I started to sing 😭

Not being able to take pictures of the wedding dresses you try on DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF SHOPPING

One time kody and I got invited to a "couples party" and it turns out it was a football thing

I miss when you didn't have to sign in to EVERY SINGLE app you use

I hope going back to school will be less stressful than applying for it last minute

Nobody bullies me like the DMV

If anyone sees my brother around, please let him know he's left me on delivered 4 times. And also say that I'm being super cool about it

I guess I'd say my biggest dream is to find beautiful hardwood under carpet

Not only am I shockingly clumsy I'm also unfortunately bad at first aid, so you can only imagine the daily chaos

One of my favorite authors is traipsing around France like she doesn't have a sequel to write

Easily the hardest part of being married is trying to decorate your house with eachothers things. Like how can I put autographed soda cans next to paintings?

Weird stereotype that girls never know where they want to eat since we think about food every minute of every day

Going to start wearing "groom at his bachelor party" attire simply to test my free will

Waiting to get hungry so I can eat the meal I been thinking about all day

Am I dramatic or is everything just a big deal always