i hope jake paul fights a dead guy next 😌

i can’t believe that’s collin farrell 😮

i wish my sinuses were filled with something cool like treats or a nice watch

this pic is sooo jacob sharpe

new video :) youtu.be/zrN24Z7bXsE?si…

i’m gonna dress like kanye’s wife on stage tonight except everyone will cheer cuz they feel bad for me

canada: alright buddy, just put the milk in the bag

just heard about the world, huge bummer :(

every episode of love is blind: “he’s not my type physically, he doesn’t listen, he’s emotionally unavailable and he’s literally being haunted by old victorian witch doctor who was burned at the stake but .…. i think he’s the one”

pee recognize poo fr

haha wouldn’t it be funny if elon musk got cancer?

GFWT Australia💙💚 thank u to all the aussies that came out to the shows yall were amazing 🦘

just put the show in my eyes bro

i feel like even when i die ill still set an alarm just in case

sharting is in retrograde 😌

video from last week about bald freaks youtu.be/oW4fao6WB3Y?si…

are you freaking it now mr. krabs? 😈

british men are allergic to hairlines. i am british men.

europe changed me, my new name is Hotdog Cigarette

i am unc and i am proud i am unc and i am proud i am unc and i am proud