I think my #1 reason for loving the internet is that I can always find a drinking game for whatever movie I'm watching

Also Ash's death in Alien? Not something fun to drink to

Where do I find Frasier pub trivia? Because I am primed and ready

All dressed up for Eli Manning birthday!! ❤💙 Let's go big blue! #winitforEli

"Bring Him the Gabagool"

That awkward moment when someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious. #smalljoys

Mr. Wednesday is recruiting for his war against the new gods. Believe everything when #AmericanGods premieres April 30 on STARZ.

@kooourtney04 Judi Myers yeah same. It's hard to say exactly how long I'm on for #lccc141

Thank god for beer and jeopardy or I wouldn't have survived these snow days #imisswork

@mrsransomlisa thanks!!!

"I'm really getting fat" I say to myself as I yet again have bagel bites and crab rangoon for dinner

I wonder what my cat's up to right now

12:30am seems so early but 12:38 seems so late. Why???????

Officer: you were serving badly back there & I clocked u in at over 80. Can you explain yourself? Me: the beat dropped in Bohemian Rhapsody

Starting my reread of #AmericanGods so I'm ready for Sunday #cantwait @AmericanGodsSTZ

Psych-o's! It's happening! 👏🍍👏🎄👏🍍👏🎄👏🍍👏🎄 x.com/michaelausiell…

Sorry, we can't see each other any more because you told me to "smile, it's a beautiful day!"