I need divine intervention to get a fucking grip

oh how i don't miss undergrad

Another patriarchal stereotype that is misrepresented & misused to excuse men's behavior is the claim that men are solutions oriented, women emotion oriented, when it really means men aren't empathetic or patient.

lmao "why were you late to work" me: i had a nightmare last night👉👈

i have four pending tattoo appointments in am gonna be so broke

i take the power pe in less than two weeks it's so over

i am unstoppable

guys im starting to think i've chosen the wrong line of work for someone who hates using his brain

retconning my anniversary

any other zillennials swear by the “if it’s important, they’d leave a voicemail or text” approach to ignoring calls from unknown numbers?

the rock went to Papi's

the raptor population recount scene in the novel is still, to this day, one of the most chilling things i’ve ever read