How to be a more annoying salesman 101: wear a vest

If you were a nerd in the 80s, are you cool now?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but wearing beanies in the summer months is not a fashion statement

THIS JUST IN! All Kern County residents ages 16+ can now get the COVID VACCINE! Make your appointment or just show up at CSUB (8am-6pm / 7 Days a week!) for Pfizer vaccine. ⭐️LA friends are welcome to drive over! #vaccinated #vaccineadvocate #kerncounty

Can you play some vapor wave, beach fade, chill hop, lo fi, 90’s musak for us? *Google home explodes*

Does anyone else smile and nod knowing full well they aren’t going to buy the crap someone is trying to sell them?

Sushi is the lunch of champions. Whenever I have sushi money, I feel like a baller.

Listening to chill hop now. This is the jazz of our era. I wish they had a local radio station that just played lo-fi /jazz/ hip hop. Just V I B E S while your cruisin in your car.

Don’t ever feel ashamed to be yourself. Don’t ever feel regretful of standing up for what you believe in. Be happy with who you are and who you are becoming! 💙

Old ladies in movies beat people with purses 👛😵

Don’t get discouraged that everything you create isn’t a winner. They can’t all be winners. Just enjoy the process 💙😎

The less news I watch the happier I am 🙂🙂🙂

*Sees kids weaving their bikes through oncoming traffic whilst doing wheelies* ATTENTION 2020 PARENTS: Where are you?

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet