I had a Cadbury’s Double Decker for the first time EVER yesterday. I always assumed it had raisins and orange in it. It doesn’t. It’s glorious. It’s like a Toffee Crisp had sex with a Boost. And now I have to come to terms with the fact that I’ve basically wasted my life.

Dwi'n gwbod, mewn 20 mlynedd, fyddai'n dal i wylio ciips o Nic a Malcs yn colli' penna' yn ystod Ewro 2016. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 I know full well that in 20 years time, I will still be watching clips of Nic Parry and Malcolm Allen going crazy on commentary during Euro 2016. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

This is insane

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

OOOOOOH, CAMPIONE!! ❤️ #LFCchampions

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CWPAN Y BYD!!!!

Newcastle Town FC Wolstanton United FC Redgate Clayton FC The 2023-24 Senior Challenge Vase winners…WOLSTANTON UNITED 🏆🎉 Wolstanton United FC #StaffsCups

We’ve waited 10 years for this. But Wolstanton United are once again Staffs FA Vase Champions!!! Winning 3-2 on penalties after 0-0 in full time

Throwback to this time last year when we finished off the season completing the treble with a win in the leek cup final. A great achievement from the lads!

Big result tonight💪🏽 quality from the boys and amazing support as usual! We go again at Anfield 🤘🏽🔴 #66

3 goals. ☄️ Sadio Mane. 🔥 Tonight's winner. 🏆

Probably Gareth Barry and the boys. x.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…

🗓️ Sat: Billericay Town owner/manager Glenn Tamplin sacks himself 🗓️ Sun: Billericay appoint Glenn Tamplin as caretaker manager while the club’s owner Glenn Tamplin searches for Glenn Tamplin’s replacement 🗓️ Tue: Glenn Tamplin announces Glenn Tamplin's return as manager

UPDATE: Our varsity fixture will now be played on the 3G at Keele Sports centre 7pm KO Be there. #uppakufc

Keele win the football 1-0 to take a 2-0 lead at the end of day one! #teamkeele #KeepTheStreak

GOAL!! Substitute and birthday girl @bekkikeyte scores with a 12/10 header from a corner

“We’ll be tired when we get to Kavos, let’s stay in on the first night” always turns into an absolute sesh and ends up being one of the best nights of the holiday 🍸 🍹