She said

My girl can go through my phone anytime cause all she gonna realize is I wouldn't have this shit turned on if she wasn't in my life lol

#RentDue #NoChecksAccepted #SellABitIfYouNeedABit #AssumeThePosition

yup, cause they could’ve chose to spend that time or money elsewhere but they chose you.

“Sensitive” ppl don’t want to attain strength through conventional means because it’s easier to weaponize their weakness to guilt trip ppl. If they sincerely thought you have no empathy they wouldn’t even bother with emotional blackmailing they do.

Life ain’t humbled some of y’all enough

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

“Babe wake up. You gotta fight Dez Bryant bc I don’t like Jay Z. Long story. I’ll explain in the car” - a crazy person.

Me rn cause i just helped out two patients with my broken spanish and they both told me “gracias muy amable”

very glad this aspect of adhd skipped me. you guys are not good people.

Those people are self diagnosing themselves, you can't them seriously.

A hero telling oppressed ppl they’re no better than the villain for offing their oppressors/ telling oppressors and the oppressed “they should put the past behind them so can all just get along”

immy. omg right??? this is literally just MEAN???.

“How dare you NOT tell me you were secretly a superhero?! I had every right to know!”

washed my car just for it to rain later on that day. 👍🏾

im truly the last person to ever request skin care advice from. i will use body wash on my face and still have clear skin. god has favorites i guess.

Started talking to this girl the other day. Our first day texting shawty like wyd ? I’m like finna go to a bar and get some to eat wyd? She gone sigh then say nothing thinking about going on a watermelon diet cause that’s all I can afford to eat…. Like ight bra

…. I don’t know if anybody is listening, but people not wanting to date you is not a societal failing, nor do all the rest of us want to hear you act like it is

i hate that im gonna have to retire these jeans