BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE COMING INTO THE OFFICE I BEGGGGGGG

an assistant manager asked my line manager “anything else you wanna add, rob?” and he said “you’re a super star Reem” I WILL SEE MY KIDNEY FOR THIS MANNN

exams are over and it’s 30 degrees outside suddenly life is worth living again

no bc I’m so sad that the next generations will never experience British boybands era

no bc house hunting in london is NOTTTT for the weak

this trend of mums on TikTok vibing to yukon is my favourite thing ever

I love being a lover girl so much I eat that shit up

name a better musical masterpiece than what is love 7” mix

someone needs to study the effects that moving to london has on a person

men’s way of flirting with you is asking you what kind of haircut they should get

I’m so convinced that the people who run on Oxford street are the most performative people ever

what happened so £30 concert tickets ❤️‍🩹 🥀

how has Siri just gotten so much stupider over the years

getting a cat is dsngerous bc I can’t leave my home