The CEOs have really stepped in it now— mixing the people who are good with words with the people with symmetrical faces is not gonna be good for the studio’s publicity wars 🥶

the DGA members rn

And this is why I have been a blunt head since day 1

It’s union girl summer

WGA & SAG & ORCAS & OTTERS

Sick at home with Covid, but mentally on the picket lines. #wgastrong

Wait until the studio bosses find out who writes and acts in all those big shows and movies they sell?

Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable

[telling a story from my childhood to a frog] frog: *interrupting* wait was this before or after your tail fell off and you grew legs

I can’t wait til I get my brain space back because 92% of it is just that makeba tik tok song on loop.

Wow the studios are really out here just twirling their evil mustaches, huh?

“Tell Cersei it was me.”

I’ve decided I’m going to get McDonalds in the morning and I’ve never been more excited to wake up.

If you don’t like the Barbie movie, don’t tell me.

The Barbie movie is a masterpiece and anyone who thinks otherwise loves the patriarchy lol. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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Wow. The earth said hold my purse to the hurricane.