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A trillion trees can store 200 gigatons of carbon. 🌍 After 5 years, the world committed to 200 billion trees—and this week, 20% of our goals. The Democratic Republic of the Congo created the world’s largest forest reserve. A massive step for our the trees! ❤️🌲 🇨🇩1t.org

This is what we’re dealing with everywhere in government

The government should not be able to force forfeit of any rightfully purchased property. Even from China. Is there really a threat? What could they do on that property that we can’t control?

The older I get, the more I realize that success at most things isn't about finding the one trick or secret nobody knows about.  It's consistently doing the boring, mundane things everyone knows about but is too unfocused/undisciplined to do.  Get good at boring.

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New Rule: People either make your life better or they can get the fuck out of it.

We believe we don't have enough time when really we don't have enough focus.

“Wah wah wahhhhh” Tom Wilson is mocking the Canadiens in Montreal

The ESPN NHL playoff coverage is unwatchable. It is horribly bad.

Denzel Clarke just had one of the best Home Run Robberies you’ll ever see Barstool Baseball

Burn out doesn’t come from having too much to do—it comes from not doing the things that actually matter to you. ㅤ The weight you carry isn’t the work itself, but the meaninglessness of it.

Imagine living on an island where most of the plastic choking your shores isn’t even yours. In Fiji, less than a third of plastic waste is local, and the rest drifts in from abroad. The burden on Pacific Islands is deeply unjust. 🌊 time.com/6991350/plasti…

Is there a worse customer experience in the entire realm of food service than an airport Starbucks ?

A message from our founder, Steven Rinella, on the recent Ambler Road decision.

Just wanted to let anyone who’s interested know that the Serving It Up podcast is joining the Foul Territory platform. Same crew, same slop, same cuss words uttered by Lance Lynn. New name and address. More details coming.

COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s. SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)? COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when

Don’t give a tinkers damn. Not traveling with grandmas china. Just get it out on the carousel quick as far as I care.