That’s Miss Isabel to you. 🗡️

Just fired an intern because they couldn’t make my frappuccino right. Here at KATANA, I don’t have time for idiots. Being a boss suits me. 💅🏼

Puroresu is back.

I can already feel KATANA blossoming into the world’s next wrestling hotspot. 🌸 Great things are coming, beginning at The First Cut. I’m privileged to have such a talented roster in my hands.

Lock in and bring the Tag titles back to Yappers first, then talk to me about “you’re welcome.”

Manager, podcaster and pizza lover. 🍕

And no, the rumours that I can be bribed with fourteen inches of cheesy, pepperoni goodness are not true.

Stop acting like you’re hot product, your wife was looking like melted plastic like month, could barely talk I heard. The attention I give you is the most you gonna get, thiccy thicc.

Pop the trunk. 𝒊𝒔.

What the last fry at the bottom of the Five Guys bag sees before I eat it. 🍟

You should be buying me dinner for being the perfect general manager. 💅🏼

Just Hwangin' 001 — Midnight Demon Club ( ѕＰΔČ€ 𝐐𝐔𝒆έℕ 👽🛸 R O M E R O ) docs.google.com/document/d/1K7…

Incompetence runs in the family, and I can’t relate because I run pockets. Don’t ever try to talk to me on some default “may the best win” good guy shit. I AM the protagonist. I AM the best. Coco Lazlo, Local Devil, Godzilla. Better Than You. Better Than You. Better Than You.

OFFICIAL RELEASE Part 1 of the fucked up anniversary double header is finally available for viewing (after a horrendous live feed outage on the day of. Remind us to never hold an outdoor show during a high wind warning) The inaugural FUCKERY FEST: docs.google.com/document/d/1h2…

That’s how I look cooking my latest schemes for Graps Gallery.

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A corporate delight. 👑