life’s a party and i’m the piñata

getting a good night's sleep is the whip and nae nae of the modern man

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

One of the worst pains comes from realising you overestimated how much someone actually cares about you.

This year has been the best and worst year of my life so far.

"There is only four ways to get aids and none of them come from a spoon." - Murphy

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