This electricity p too funny. Fridge go dey wonder when e turn to cupboard.

As a child I used to spend time praying for NEPA to supply electricity, like this is what I was spending my miracle asks on while other kids in other countries where spending their time gaining knowledge and reaching resourceful applications.

You will train like this, then one pot bellied Nigerian man will forget to register you and Nigerians will still expect patriotism from you. Lmao delusional.

My shawarma plug closed down because he couldn’t continue the business again. I’ve been looking for my puff puff man, I don’t even know where he is. The economy is dealing with every freaking person. We keep working not to better our lives but to at least survive the economy

This bandit stuff is like we are in Kings landing and the night walkers are coming 🤣

You don’t campaign after spending 4 years in Power. Your work should speak for you. The people should vote for you. We are enjoying uninterrupted power supply. We are enjoying good road network. Nigeria has the best hospitals. We have water at our disposal. WE WILL

So you know how our parents send useless Facebook videos to our dms? I think now the elections are close we should start sending them facts and tweets about how the APC government have been misusing our government funds in the same fashion. Like send them and their friends so

The crimes of Emmanuel Araromi are a mirror to Nigeria's failure. From weaponizing a job interview to a family attempting to use cash to silence victims, every step is designed to shield the perpetrator and isolate the survivor.

Mann this Goat of a president legit said “if I don’t give you constant electricity do not vote for me next time” and you people are still campaigning for him. Come r you people madddd???😭😭😭

Major cheat code for life: Increase your recovery speed. You will get rejected. You will lose money. You will embarrass yourself. The goal isn't to avoid the fall. It's to shorten the time between the fall and the reset. Fast recovery compounds.

If they can only offer you ₦3,000 during elections, imagine your value to them after they win.

PLEASE RETWEET AND BE THERE❗️ NIGERIANS THIS IS OUR FINAL PUSH, A LOT IS GOING ON IN THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY ❗️ IF YOU ARE IN ABUJA PLEASE BE OUT TOMORROW ❗️ DATE : 17TH FEB 2026 TIME: 9AM VENUE: NATIONAL ASSEMBLY ABUJA The The Nigerian Senate and Nigeria House of Representatives cannot hold Nigerians HOSTAGE

LET NO ONE GASLIGHT YOU!!! TINUBU IS VERY DEFEATABLE!!!! AND HE WILL BE DEFEATED!!!!

Always managing. Always adjusting. Always denying yourself basics. When will you people liberate yourselves from the spirit of lack?

A Nigerian politician will steal all the money they can possibly steal and still owe people who offer service to them. The most useless set of men on the planet. Horny thieves.

What people do online because of monetization makes me wonder what they would do for money outside of social media. Scary stuff.

They still wouldn't have chosen Peter Obi even if he was from the deepest mountain in Ekiti state. It has nothing to do with tribe and more to do with their love for incompetence, unqualified, unfit, corrupt and useless people like themselves.

Mind you the reason they don't have light is because the students protested a sudden increase in school fees, the governor's wife at the time got mad, that they blocked her convoy and had them removed the student's transformers, since then...

oh now wait a second