They’re about to lock the butler in the freezer

I’ve gotten three “have you gotten taller?” comments this week and it begs the question, have I got fucking taller

Got mam an Alexa and she goes “honestly it’s great, it reads the prayers out so it’s like mass at home”

the way he dropped out because of this

The #OlympicGames  air exclusion zone right now is pretty stunning.

Could someone give the camera lens a wipe please and thank you #OpeningCeremony

Always be double parking #NewProfilePic

The littlest Maher dog just got LITTLER

Hinge photos getting a serious upgrade

Best thing I’ve seen today.

Live laugh lovely dogs

For perspective, my dog on the right is a mini Jack Russell. Yep, on the right

Not to be that guy but do you see the absolute shock and horror people are in that ONE human died and how he was taken so young at 31, put into perspective the 30,000+ people of Gaza alone mostly way younger than Liam Payne and how it's been going on for more than a year straight

Too warm to cry

An Irishman, moving down under? Groundbreaking See you mid May, Aussssstralia

Enjoying Google Translate’s translation of my Hinge match earlier

Grindr is the gift that keeps giving

Call me a “narrow-minded” nationalist, but I think it would be a shame if we ended up in a situation where the British Ambassador can speak Irish and the President of Ireland (and former Minister for the Irish Language) cannot. Also kudos to Kara Owen for learning ár dteanga 🗣️🇮🇪

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers