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Berlaymonster (@berlaymonster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The EU, enraged and in fits, Is tearing a drug firm to bits, For jabs that it thought It had paid for and bought, Were actually sold to the Brits. Mick Twister

Mick Twister (@twitmericks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is monetisation a curse, And will it make Twitterland worse? While Twitter's top scholars Want dollars for follers, To poets, the charge is perverse. theguardian.com/technology/202…

Martini Seltzermayr (@mseltzermayr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The popular online game 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩, Must now leap a bit of a ⬛️⬛️🟩🟩🟩🟩. If charging a fee After once being free Its success may rapidly ⬛️⬛️🟩🟩🟩🟩.

John Tozer (@jhntzr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mick Twister An MP (whose name is unknown) Was caught watching porn on his phone. The House is offended: He may be suspended, And then must debate on his own.

Berlaymonster (@berlaymonster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The people we all know as Finns, Stay neutral when trouble begins, But now that a neighbour Turned angry invader, The Outs are now very much Ins.

Craig Winneker (@craigwinneker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In Brussels you can park anywhere you like if it gets you there quicker Leave your car on the sidewalk or under a cherry-picker

In Brussels you can park anywhere you like 
if it gets you there quicker
Leave your car on the sidewalk 
or under a cherry-picker
Berlaymonster (@berlaymonster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Monday's PM is weak and frit, Tuesday's PM is full of shit. Wednesday's PM is always wrong, Thursday's PM won't last long. Friday's PM is lying and lying, Saturday's PM parties hard while you're dying. And the PM on the Sabbath day Gets trolled on Kuenssberg, and then runs away.

Craig Winneker (@craigwinneker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In a sort of Guardian latter-day version of Pale Fire, this poem is really good but the comments are where the real action is Poem of the week: The Bin-Men Go on Strike by Raymond Queneau theguardian.com/books/2023/apr…

Berlaymonster (@berlaymonster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

📜Think-tanker's lament: a poetic interlude... The pundit’s chest tightens as Europe far-Rightens and the Centre drifts further away What happens next is anyone’s guess as there’s not enough Left to say