It's actually warm today... 2 degrees

@Alanab26qexsk Thank you for the random spam crap but I'm happy with my earnings. Maybe you could try a real job one day ;)

RIP Thatcher, only the feeble minded focus on negatives and forget you brought the UK out of the post war slump.

Followed Sir Sugar expecting witty business insights... incredibly disappointed that all I see is retweets and inane product pushes :(

Make that Lord Sugar even

Fancy attending an anal bum party anyone? Susan Boyle will be 'performing'.

Sheer class

A night in a whisky bar, £220. Buggered ribs and a wrist in plaster, £140. No idea how you did it, priceless.

Announcement from South Korea, they're rolling out 1000M Internet... I don't know if there's enough porn to warrant that ;)

Swimming pool 30k, making it less than a meter deep instead of 2 save 10k. Jump in, shattered foot... priceless!

Great meeting with Seouls Mayor Park today, follow Horizon Coms for this and more future updates.

Check out Horizon Coms later this evening for photos of my business partners and I meeting Mayor Park, thoroughly nice chap ;)

If anyone fancies following my companies new Twitter account Horizon Coms it would be appreciated and you'll be rewarded with virtual cookies

Dong Dong Dong... going to meet 30 Dongs at 2:30 today (awesome name for governmental officials)

Anyone who is interested please follow me Horizon Coms since I'll be closing this account. Huw