Was mightily entertained by this @jamesblunt interview. While I've never bought a JB album, there's a reason they've sold gazillions. I'd rather spend a week in Blunty McBluntface's company than 5mins with any of the pompous old musos mentioned here apple.news/A5kE07ZNPS1KFn…

Just doing some experimentation.This may appear…it may not.

Them: must be nice being an artist Sarah, drawing pictures all day Me: yes *draws sentient pop tart imploding with malevolence wearing the decaying face of the person about to eat it* Josh Allen

Here’s this week’s stream ‘from San Francisco’ if anyone would like to watch me make Hallowe’en cards using @adobeexpress and @adobefresco’s beautiful ‘live brushes’ which is now FREE as of this week. ⏭️ to 58mins if you want to go straight to my bit. youtube.com/live/bHzhYyvJm…

Being the person who volunteers to take a later flight (via Paris) rather than the overbooked one you’re about to board is good for your health; 15,782 steps and almost 6 miles walked yesterday merely ‘living in the airport’ till it’s time ✈️⌚️

On the news this morning; gov. advice to give out stickers to trick-or-treaters instead of tooth-rotting sweeties. Of course I have been doing this for years 💅🏻 (but there’s a always a nice little quality choc bar in there too, I’m not a *total* bastard)

Me and Jules Morgan watched this on Wednesday. Satisfying, escalating tension throughout. If you've read it you know what's coming; if you don't...well. An oppressive Matthew Herbert soundtrack and perfectly-observed, claustrophobic 70s design to boot.

Remember, remember…an oldie but a good one - a marionette-like Guido Fawkes bringing the menace for the cover of Christopher Fowler’s novel ‘Bryant & May and the Burning Man’. Ink on paper /digital colour. I loved illustrating Christopher’s covers - I think this was my last 🎇

The world may be about to turn on its axis but I’m self-soothing over here by gazing at Haynes Manuals illustrations 💛 Always exquisite, always hidden in plain sight.

I think our regular CBD order may have just tripled in size.

LOVING the current near-psychotic corporate obsession with feedback exhaustively paired with shit service. Keeps you on your toes eh?

Not me walking past the open door of the gym wearing a pack of Aldi Stores UK Dark chocolate Lebkuchen like a nosebag

I’m not sure you have, chummy. My Medium feed is full of this bilge. Like my Tumblr site, I’m I never abandoned dear old Blogger; clunky and typographically awkward since 2008. 🧡

Just Whatsapped our engineer to see if I can pop in about the project he’s working on for us. As long as it’s by half four, he says, because I’m towing Santa’s sleigh tonight. I love this time of year. 🎅🏻

.O2 failure after failure. If you continue to threaten me with court action, sale of the non-existent debt to a collection agency and other incorrectly-applied threats, I shall make public my complaint to Ofcom. I don't have an O2 number any more. Any errors are entirely yours.

.The Co-operative Bank UK Nice! But wouldn't it more appropriate to reward customers who've remained for 20+ years, despite a dated app, lack of granular transaction info and virtual savings pots, and no bank feed? We stay for the ethics+great PrivPrem acc but Co-op needs an update😃

🤖PLEASE SHARE!🤖Since we're approaching the deadline to have our say on how + whether we allow copyright law to be compromised by the demands of the generative AI behemoths, I've put a list of articles + resources on my site. Have a look, and have a say inkymole.com/aixcopyright

It's Halloween all year round for me and Josh Allen!

.Greggs y u troll us so? Neither me nor my sibling can drink cow milk - when's oat coming back? What's the plan? We ask staff but they look at us scared and rush off to take sausage rolls out the oven🥸You can call me by name when you can deliver me a PS latte with oat🫵