A good parent eats the cookies, to spare their children the sugar (or at least that’s what I’m telling myself). #allthetreats #tistheseason #motherhood #parenting

Whoever invented the ‘Cry Baby doll’ hates parents. #wtfsanta

What remains of 2020 are the charcuterie leftovers I’m about to consume. #cheersto2021 #happynewyear

Wait... who are the ‘thugs’?

“The groundhog saw its shadow. There’s 9 more months of winter.” Let’s hope my Kindergartner is failing math.

My son was here #toddlers

Should I be ashamed that I just found a collection of my popped wine corks & champagne tops in my 6 yo daughters room? #sarcasticmommy #mommyneedsadrink #oops

Me: would you like a peanut butter & jelly or honey sandwich? My 4 yr old: I’d like a cheeseburger. #parenthood #parentinginanutshell

You cannot justify the unjustifiable. #blacklivesmatter #sayhisname #JusticeforDaunte

My child just said she’s allergic to me. How’s your night going? #momlife #sahmlife #cheerstoparenthood

My kids are chanting ‘it’s the freakin’ weekend’... I reminded them it’s one Thursday. #sahmlife #sarcasticmommy

My husband organized the medicine cabinet, and that’s damn sexy. #HappyMothersDay

When you’re niece offers you a drink… “we’ve got wine, milk, or water.” #auntlife

My husband told me I look like a chic mom today… not sure if I’m flattered or offended

My child has discovered the word ‘no’. #andsoitbegins #motherhoodunplugged #parentingtipswelcomed

Gooooo Gophers! #prideonice #snackbreak

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“Alexa, play TV” -my 20 mo old #sendhelp #pandemicbaby

Only in #MN does 43 degrees mean a tshirt, shorts & a down vest.

Glass of wine, unloading dishwasher & rocking out to kidz bop… me on a Friday! #cheers #mommyhappyhour #parenthood