pro tip for frontend developers: override default browser controls like image zoom with deficient & slow javascript functions which add nothing to the page's functionality, break constantly & make the screen jump around on most devices because you only tested it on your macbook

mescaline is lovely

if you know hebrew then you can be saved if you don't know hebrew then you can be saved if "paamayim nekudotayim" is the only hebrew you know, then you were doomed from the start & nobody can help you

Normal people drink for fun. Alcoholics drink to suffer.

Group hate meditation to cancel out the global healing meditation.

breach of the peace arrest the ticket vigilantes

98% of you will never do anything this important or fulfilling in your retirement.

I miss my ISIS recruiter sometimes. He tried so hard.

No one is good there is always some evil so if you are good you must destroy all the good in you so it doesn't act as bait to lure good people in to be hurt by the evil in you just become completely evil & hang out with evil people all the time it's the only way to be good.

holy shit those people all just trying to classify each other based on a social sorting instinct, literally nothing else is happening

♫ all god's children they all gotta die ♪

This is just ghosting but far more insidious; the candidate can now never expect a single human at the company to even acknowledge their existence. They just found a different way to shit in people's mouths whilst telling them it's chocolate.

You can learn anything in two weeks

So much for secular Turkey. They were once world leaders.

excellent

as president, fuck you

meow