The season of kinky countryside getaways and collective filth is opening 😈 I can take my bullwhip out again.

My vanilla folks love to discover and follow my kinky accounts. I don't mind it, I find it cute and it gives me a hint of mischievous pleasure. But I really should stop sharing my unfiltered filthy thoughts about vanilla encounters, who will inevitably recognize themselves 😶

Which version of me are you crushing on? 👀

Which is it? 🤔

My hair is as unruly as my plants 😂 Look who's been brain fog-free since they came back from Naples (so grateful for this city and its people). The heart is still heavy but I have found my sense of purpose again amidst the atrocities.

Where I'm going next week 🌞👀🫠

Panic-pole, or when the only way is through 😂

My close friend calls me "schmol" (a variation of small) as a term of endearment. They are now calling my muscles "schmuscles" and I officially want to adopt that denomination 😂

The initial video was meant to be a blooper. This is a cleaner, more controlled version of the same. Muscles looking 👌🏽 as a bonus 😊

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A woman forgot her underwear on an airport seat. The pilot asked if anyone's family could host him so he can spend a few days in the sun. Yup, I am definitely on my way home 😊