I’m not saying I miss him. I’m just saying the TV remote’s gone missing and somehow he’d know where it is from three states away.

You ever see your man thirst over someone who is, physically, you, and feel both flattered and betrayed? Asking for me.

I just called Joaquin. He said it’s legal to suplex your boyfriend if he thirsts publicly over your doppelgänger. Sleep with one eye open, Barnes.

He gave me high blood pressure instead of butterflies and you're encouraging him. shooketh. Shaken. Stirred. Sent.

This is the guy who told me "not in front of the kids, Sam.." btw. And then he pulls off this shit while we're at the cookout with my family. Louisiana sure is getting hotter and hotter this summer...

Yes.

Yes².

Yes, again.

Hit 100 followers! Thanks, fam. You could be anywhere else on this app, but you’re here, tolerating my nonsense. Much love.

Training's going well. Kissed his neck while he was sailing the sloop and he sent it towards a rock in panic. The coast was clear and he managed to crash against a rock.

thought we should give the kitty a friend

Hey y’all, this is Joaquin. Sam’s busy saving the world so I’m here to tell you he uses 3 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash like a war criminal.

Account back in my hands. Joaquin, if my followers drop because of that 3-in-1 shampoo slander, I’m sending Redwing after you.

Home safe. Thanks for the patience while Joaquin played TMZ with my account. Now… where’s Bucky?

I dug up a Bucky haha #SeaOfThieves

How it went VS how it's going (please if you know the artist's name, as I couldn't find it, tag them below, or send me their tag) #FuckValentina #NoPRBullshit