It's funny how people sleep different ways. For example, I like sleeping on my side, but ya'll seem to like sleeping on Heimdall

Odin: You have a sister. Her name's Hela. Thor & Loki: what Odin:

Thor: so how's the coolest person on Asgard feeling today? Heimdall: i don't know, how are you feeling today, Thor? Thor, holding back tears: i'm good

Heimdall, on his death bed, finally getting to rest his back after carrying the whole Asgard on his shoulders for ages as the dysfunctional royal family tried to keep themselves together

also dont mind me my friends hit my thorbruce spot and i gotta deliver

hey a reminder that my dms are open if you have any incorrect quote ideas! I haven't been posting because i have 0 creativity any more :(

we're watching dr strange again and this is still my whole mood™

wait WHAT

5/5 pls watch it when u can

#WhatIf Captain Carter......

watching the T'Challa what if episode... i miss Chadwick so much it hurts.

it's been a while. #ThorLoveAndThunder

im literally never here anymore but seeing this made me gag. what do you mean it's been half a decade