dan heng: *pointing at the shojou drawn wanted poster* "my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

march 7th: "we're playing scrabble. it's a nightmare." stelle: "scrabble? scrabble's great." blade: "not when you're playing with dan heng, it's not. he put words like 'ephemeral' and I put 'dog'." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

seele: "I can't ever look at bronya again." stelle: "why?" seele: "she told me that she liked me, and I told her 'that sounds like a you problem'." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail #Bronseele

asta: "I am a mother." himeko: "that's just peppy, asta." asta: "SHE'S MY BLOOD!" #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

natasha: "ugh, crushes are so dumb." sampo: "I know. whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid." seele: "but you're always acting stupid?" sampo: sampo: "yeah, don't think about that too hard." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

welt: "you fainted, do you remember anything?" asta: "only the ambulance ride." welt: "that wasn't an ambulance ride, I drove you." asta: "but I heard a siren?" welt: "that was arlan." arlan: "sorry I got nervous." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

bronya: "what's the most you've gotten from a guy?" seele: "a headache." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

natasha: "you shouldn't be using a straw." hook: "I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." natasha: "it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

sampo: "damn I'm sick. I keep sneezing and I'm 6'1." seele: "you're sick because the rain hits you first, you stupid tall bitch." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail

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gepard: "how was the honeymoon?" bronya: "seele got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire." bronya: "she said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'." #HonkaiStarRail #IncorrectHonkaiStarRail #Bronseele