Korg: what do you call this again? Peter: ᶜʳᵒᶦˢˢᵃⁿᵗ Korg: constant? Peter: ᴺᵒ ᶜʳᵒᶦˢˢᵃⁿᵗ Korg: .. cockstone? Peter:

JARVIS: hello Korg. Korg: oh my god the air can speak! JARVIS: no Korg. I'm an Artificial Intelligence. Korg: oh my god the air is an Artificial Intelligence!

Peter: [raise his fist for fistbump] Korg: what's that? Peter: you're supposed to bump your fist to mine. Korg: oh

Guys, I'm gonna stop doing incorrect Korg. I'm so sorry, I just have tons of priorities right now. I'm so sorry. Goodbye.

Thor: Korg not every animal is a dog. Thor: [shows picture of a squirrel] what's this? Korg: a crawling small dog. Thor: [shows picture of a bird] this? Korg: a flying dog Thor: [accidentally showed a picture of Loki] Korg: a magical dog.

Korg, sees a dead body: wHY ARE YOU DEAD? WHY ARE YOU DEAD? Peter: ._.

Valkyrie: I like Korg. Thor: I like him too, do you want to adopt hi- GM: Don't you dare steal my son away from us! [shoving Korg behind him] Loki: [pulls out his dagger]

Korg: so, what kind f tree are you? Palm tree, Apple tree, Coconut tree, or Christmas tree? Groot: I am groot. Korg: I didn't understand that, but I'll take that as Christmas tree.

Loki: okay Korg. Turn on the car. Korg: [eyes widen] okay.. Korg: [rubbing the car gently] are you turned on by this? Loki: [jumps out the window]

Grandmaster: can you remind why we adopted 20 puppies? Korg: because I want to name them after my dead friends. Grandmaster: Korg: this is Doug 1, this is Doug 2, that is Miek 10- Grandmaster: [jumps out of the window]

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Loki: do you have any idea how many times I've had to het out of handcuffs? Korg: why have you been arrested so many times? Loki: arrested?

Korg: [ordering a cake over the phone] Shop Employee: and what would your cake like to say? Korg: [covers phone and talks to Valkyrie] do we want a talking cake?

GM: did you ate all the donuts? Korg: no. GM: I can see the powder on your lips. Korg: [lick his lips] that's cocaine.

valkyrie: korg what are you doing? korg, getting pieces of himself and rolling them: rock and roll - from @drowsydarla -

Valkyrie: KORG! Why is the house filled with rocks? Korg: [turns around, showed Val that he's feeding a rock with milk] they're my children.

korg: the small spider kid gave me something to listen to and i think it's good! bruce: really? what is it? korg: rolling stones! - from @drowsydarla -

Korg: hello mr. Stonk. Tony: excuse me? Korg: was your name Tonky Stonk? Tony: where did you get that? Peter: [snickering behind the bushes]

Korg: I wish I could ride a hammer. Or a hammer rides me. Thor: that does not sound right, Korg.

Korg: [focusing on the microwave] Peter: hey Korg. Korg: [gasp] this magical thing talks! Peter: no Korg it's me Peter. Korg: [gasp] did this magical thing ate you Peter? Hold on. I'll get you out. Peter: n- Korg: [destroys the microwave] Peter: I'm behind you! Korg: oh