levi: early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.

armin: did none of you think this was a bad idea? sasha: oh no, we all did. armin: armin: and you went through with it anyway? connie: yup.

porco: real life should have a fucking search function, or something. porco: i need my socks.

kenny: when you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. no. you know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is also okay.

levi: i can't believe something so terrible could happen. connie: press f to pay respects. levi: see, this is why i hate teenagers. i don’t even know what that means.

falco: can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful, by the water, unburdened... ideal. gabi: i wanna be the one from harry potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything. zofia: agreed.

hange: the results are in, i’m afraid you have updog… levi: what’s updog? hange: moblit! get in here, i told you i could do it!

ymir: i don’t give a fuck historia, shivering: ymir: are you cold, love? you need my jacket? a blanket? cup of tea? a hug? come sit over here, let me rub your shoulders.

jean, about mikasa: she is the woman of my dreams! connie: you say every woman is the woman of your dreams. jean: i have a lot of dreams! jean: … and most of them are about women. connie: jean, sounding distressed: … apart from the one where i had the body of a crab.

levi: you guys are not making my life easy right now. the 104th: do we ever? levi: good point.

[ackerman uncle-niece au] levi: hey, mikasa, i know how much you kids like that rock-metal-pop-emo-punk music, so i got you, eren, and armin some tickets to uh... "michael romance?" mikasa: ... my chemical romance???

sasha: wakey wakey eggs and bakey! historia: but i'm vegan. sasha: wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

hange: i’m gonna get everyone mood rings so i know when my kids need a hug.

This was too accurate I had to draw it #aot #snk #arminarlert #ErwinSmith #AttackOnTitan

armin: it says 'dogs without leashes will be fined 100$'. connie, sobbing: they don't have that kind of money!!

eren: this is a hard escape room zeke: this is a family dinner

hitch: where are we going? annie: my place. you can sleep on the couch. hitch: i am not sleeping on the couch! annie: fine, you can sleep on the stove.

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