To whoever ever came up with bundling gluten-free food with dairy-free food to cut costs. I'll see you in hell you heartless bastard. 🤬

What a wonderful day to see everyone pissed at destiny 2

Edit: all I have to say is. IM SHOOK 😩

Everyone's caught up in video game drama or game of thrones and I'm just sitting here nerding out youtube.com/watch?v=vl6jn-…

You wish your puppy looked as good as Connor 😤

Heard my neighbor's daughter use a stapler on her brother's arm, because she wanted to play on the Switch. Looking to buy a house on a man-only island, message me if you know of any properties. 🏃‍♂️

I bought a pressure cooker/air-crisper precisely because of how lazy I am most nights and it still takes me an hour to convince myself not to order out. I hate you Ubereats, you've made me so lazy 😭

To this day still the best picture I've ever taken of my Wooly-ManCat. I need to get this photo of Dean in oil paint. 🥇

It just dawned on me that I'll have to wear heels for the first time in my life if my gf decides to dress up. She's just under 6'2". 🤬

Apologies, but if you notice I stop interacting with your tweets it's probably because I've muted you to avoid sex worker posts. Nothing against you or the women working, you guys do you. It's just not my thing and work knows my twitter, also I was raised on Disney movies.🧙‍♂️

Bro my pressure cooker even has a saute function, why do we even have kitchens anymore. Pressure Cooker/Air Crisper and an outdoor Grill/Smoker.

JESUS CHRIST, 40 minutes of kids in my new neighborhood and I'm almost out of 90$ worth of candy. STOP HAVING SEX FOR THE LOVE OF MY WALLET.

Guy Fieri, I am. For America’s greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives I look.

My friends: Aye Nick what are you doing this weekend? My friends: Hello? Me:

This Costco chicken bake style pizza made me borderline religions. Shiiiiite.

Idk how he can be so handsome from the front but look like a volley ball from the back. 🤔

Wedding time in San Francisco

The amount of incels defending SayNoToRage is astounding. Ex. of why I don't associate with the Destiny community anymore. Actions had to be taken to literally block him from Guardian Con years ago. You think Gothalion was "out to destroy his career" too? 😒 This wasn't a one-off