Doctor: We’ve discovered you have a condition Me: Oh no Doctor: But don’t worry you can cure it by changing your diet and exercising Me: Oh no

This adult thing is not what I expected. I would like a refund please

The ultimate betrayal is when someone eats your leftovers that you’ve been thinking about all day

John Steinbeck’s puppy ate half the original manuscript for Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck said “I was pretty mad, but the poor little fellow may have been acting critically.”

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this Me: it go ma so Therapist: born it do go so

It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else's point of view without the proper training. DOUGLAS ADAMS

Wynberg Magistrates Court: Oppose bail for Ivan Ivanov's accused murderer - Sign the Petition! chng.it/b9RydSXy via Change.org

The 22nd February 2022 will be a Tuesday (22/2/22 twos-day).

How to watch a movie in 2019 1. Turn on tv 2. Scroll through everything on Netflix twice 3. Finally find something to watch after 10 minutes 4. Stare at phone the entire time while it plays in the background

Our bodies should lose weight according to the amount of calories we wanted to eat, but didn’t. For example, I wanted to eat 5 pieces of pizza, but I only ate 2. That’s 900 calories I’m cancelling out. Take notes, my thighs.

the last boy i was talking to called me out on how i fidgeted with things in social settings. i told him it was b/c Im always anxious. he told me he hated it. A boy tonight saw me drop the napkin i was fidgeting with and handed me straw to replace it. Be like the boy tonight.

This turf war looks serious...

Backstage at #Kimmel with Daniel Ricciardo Max Verstappen Guillermo & Valtteri Bottas #Formula1

Trassie!!! #trassie #trustinrassie #bokke #springboks #RWCFinal #RWC2019 #RugbyWorldCupfinal 🇿🇦

Hahaha. I literally thought of that video when I watched Prince Larry

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I just entered - crossing my fingers and toes to win a pair! addsomeflavour.co.za/sneakers #whattheflyingfish #flowwithit FlyingFish

Thanks Austin Farwell for spending 1,308 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Take Me Away. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3gfeKrO…

Thanks Armchair Explorer for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 1,692 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/1woeckvcW…