This guy gets it.

No Context Brits “Doughnut” being an insult in the UK is so funny.

all i have to say about this is masterpiece

I have to be up in 4 hours. 🫠

i’m tired of things costing money

“Don’t think about it until Tuesday?” Who tf do you think you’re talking to? If I don’t handle this immediately I’ll think about it constantly until Tuesday

If we dating, you need to be able to hibernate

Just know that dating me means you'll hear "wanna go to bed?" at least 7x a day

When someone you thought you knew shows you just how fake and spineless they really are. 😒

Can't believe they're spilling the beans.

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

The scream at the end.💀💀💀

Was talking to my man on the phone and he was eating pizza and it made me want some. But I don’t have any so I’m sitting here just eating pure cheese. And I wonder why I’m such a fat ass.

My body’s check engine light just came on.

I have woken up exhausted and haven’t even started my 10 hour shift yet. 🫩🥱

This is brilliant 👏 🤣😂 "I'm sorry my backs gone"

If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there. Unless I was in there

When the bass is too much.

The sound of rain is so relaxing.

Dozed off for 20 minutes and dreamt about my intestines falling out. Looks like I’m awake again now.