Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow. Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs

this is one of craziest tweets ever

The decision of all decisions. October 7th. 12pm EST. 🫡👑 #TheSecondDecision

I’m crying man baseball twitter has no idea what sports discussion is like on here these replies are frying me

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My first ever concert, seeing (J.I.D) at the Fillmore in Charlotte Tn. I wish I could have gotten this signed. Amazing show

Josh probably had James Cook do the first 90% before he took over and finished at the end

i'm crying man. straight up hit one of these

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Apparently the Buccaneers will not let Mike McDaniel leave the facility, keeping him in a small containment room on the pirate ship and occasionally bringing him vapes and sweet treats until he agreed to a deal.

The 'DRAGON BALL SUPER' anime is officially returning with the 'Galactic Patrol' arc

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Wow... Kenyon Martin just pressed and put a Gil's Arena production member in his place for mocking his speech impediment

Son ordered 50 cinder blocks on fucking DoorDash I can’t stop laughing at this shit

can't even silently fuck up a play in 2026 anymore they immortalise that shit as a gif... Whatever bro

Baseball is such a whimsical sport