that one dad that doesn’t play about cookie sales and wants yall to win that horseback riding trip

“give me ‘classic rock titles’ for 400”

hi, welcome to chilis

was trying to get on the life boat as the titanic was sinking and this guy cut me off and got on instead

Welcome Back Guy Fieri

went to buccees and the employee looked at me like this after he yelled "fresh brisket on the board!"

Good Morning Team! Let's work on getting that synergy up and crunching those numbers. Don't forget we have a townhall meeting today to discuss the canyon. Yes, I did see your emails regarding the live stream and snare drum giveaway and I promise to circle back to it (I won't)

don’t talk to me or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son ever again

the chokehold this picture had over me was insane

we sure do love it