Violin is a woman, very unforgiving and a single wrong touch has her make screeching noise, letting you know of your deficiencies. Piano is a man, wherever you touch him, his sound is decent & even if you create a mess, he lets you pass it as an avant-garde, an eccentricity.

Most “drama” naturally disappear once you hang out with people of equivalent talent, intelligence, and ambition. You will effortlessly understand each other and because you know the price to pay to reach your respective goals, you will never waste each other’s time.

When the clock maker is a math geek ✍️

Knowing you don't bother anybody makes you more aggressive whenever folks come fucking with you!

Umaskini si bahati mbaya wala nguvu za uchawi. It’s government policy. Civic Education Class

Financial discipline 😄😄📍📍

Once you realize that the general public is retarded you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

"Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid." Absolute truth.

A headline from 1986.

Madem mnakuja sleepover, mayai ni ya display, si ya kukulwa. By management.

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Life is so unserious. One minute you’re praying for certain things, years later you have them and don’t even notice. You just keep wishing for more. Desire never really stops — that’s why gratitude matters.

Nimejiita kamkutano na sijaenda. Don't always be available

History will record that Kenya’s decline accelerated when Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto captured the presidency ,mortgaging the economy and hollowing out the state.

Nataka courage ya awa watu wananunuaga vitu kwa duka na wanabeba bila Carrie bag

Fun fact: The 1998 paper that introduced Google and PageRank to the world ends with this acknowledgment: "Supported by the National Science Foundation under Cooperative Agreement IRI-9411306. Funding also provided by DARPA and NASA." Sergey Brin was on an NSF Graduate

Picture of the week from the Turkish Emirate of Laas Anood, circa 1556 AD. Hamza, the Prime Clown of the Mogadishu sultanate salutes a Turkish buccaneer in uniform. The Grand Vizier of the Sultan, Ali Bey, looks on approvingly...

People keep forgetting that patriarchy doesn’t mean rule by men. It means rule by fathers.

A guy shouted to another man in a bar "I slept with your mom last night" the whole bar was waiting for the other guy's response then the guy laughs & say "Let's go home Dad, you're drunk".

if Africa had nuclear weapons African leaders would have used them on their people!