Getting Pliny the Younger means breaking my Twitter hiatus

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

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2024 In: N Out: Burger

jesus christ mom

I can finally get back to statistically testing Beer Die🍺🎲 after that 30 page Statistical Analysis on Apple stocks!

The EARTH without ART is just EH

.NGHTMRE you fucking killed it!

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RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN (2) PASSES TO #HSMF16! Winner will be selected next Friday & will be tagged on this post. youtu.be/l2m04jVDQbk

Dj Snake & George Maple "Talk" - OUT NOW : smarturl.it/TalkDJSnake

Dillon fucking Francis should host SNL dillonfrancis #SNLhost

35 seconds long, but I'm slowly getting out of my creative block! Featuring Kevin Duong and friends.

SPICY BOYFRIEND youtu.be/NzGGL0VpKUI

bit.ly/getLIBtickets How deep is your love? 💓 Who's going with me?! #LIB2017

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