That Antman pass to no one should be the picture that accompanies the statement on Russell Martin’s sacking.

Joe Rothwell coming on to give us pace and attacking verve

Make the fucker walk home

“Oh shit the car is stopping”

I know someone is keeping an eye on him but whichever mosque and gay club are nearest his bedsit should be on alert, he’s definitely spiralling.

Starmer bending over backwards to placate this kind of dipshit is never not funny.

Imagine being the poor headteacher dealing with this kind of fucking nutter.

Actually paid for this shite

How often do you have to be typing it for dole to autocorrect?

Those gallows are looking good

How long, in weeks, before the head goon of MTA’s ultras lets slip that Labour offered him money to keep his boys in check?

He’s got the nod for Clacton, book it.

Levels of cope this high suggest a meltdown somewhere in central London, spreading with the wind across the countryside.

I’m assuming our vainglorious press have jumped on the Reform antisemitism crisis with the fervour they’ve previously displayed?

Sneaking in at the back post like a lighthouse

Remember when people gave Dessers no end of shit for scoring ‘only’ 1 in 2.

That’s a goals and gaffes level miss

We’re coming up to the 30th anniversary of the Chomsky/Marr rattling and yet;