The other day we were comparing midfielders, you guys didn't talk oo😂

Why is everybody trying to create content ?!?? Just exist

No one has ever received award for the best wedding. Don't k!ll yourself with debts.

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

They've taken lovers and left us with witches and warlocks.

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

Having a financially stable girlfriend is a blessing bro, don't ever settle for less.

Normalise playing women at your highest. 🫡

lazy is such an ugly word, i prefer ‘selective participation’

“You I’m going to finish you with assists”

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Manchester United assists for Bruno Fernandes. Magic 🪄

Manchester United are unbeaten in their last 7 Premier League games under interim manager Michael Carrick (6 wins and 1 draw), and they are widely described as the only Premier League team still unbeaten in the calendar year 2026 (no losses since January 1, 2026, in league play).

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

Have yall noticed being calm pisses people off more than arguing

Tanjiro when he tries breathing techniques in Lagos

We just entered Monday and someone somewhere already can’t wait for it to be friday😭😭

Chelsea have not won a Premier League game away at Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd or Liverpool since August 2021 🧳❌ 18 games and counting 😬

he’s proof that sometimes the love of your life isn’t the right person for you.

Shia LaBeouf shared he was touched without his consent by gay men in Hollywood when he was a child actor, and this is how the media choose to report on it. Shameful.

When you realize that we've been asking babies to "say dada" and they've been repeating after us without saying the word "say"